"blow water" @ library

last sunday went dinner with steve, fattie, jay & his gf.. stop by jay's new cybercafe JAWBREAKERX (opposite segi college) b4 dinner.. not many gamers there on sunday nite, wondering if jay is really making money out of his cybercafe (-_-""), coz for RM1.50/hr i consider it's quite a fucking low rate..

after dinner, looking 4 some place 2 chill out but kota damansara pubs all not openning on wkends, damnit, as if these pubs are run by PR chic, no PR work no open..(-_-"") no choice, had 2 head da curve 4 some beer, so we've decided 2 check out "library", heard quite a decent place.. and yes, ambiance is not bad though, and on a sunday nite crowd still presence, impressive i must say.. but i don't fucking understd y that idiot deejay was not really playing any good music though standing right at the PA system 4 da whole night..

after few mouthful carlsberg pouring down stomach, as usual steve start "blow water".. the topics he blow about that nite includes:
(1) he's a close fren 2 bill gates, they're working on sum new anti-virus project lately
(2) he's very "brother" with library boss (da indon chinese bald guy, 4got his name)
(3) he's been blogging 4 da past 2 yrs, many celebs & big bosses ard da world have been begging him 2 blog bout their business.. but he refuse to do so coz he writes broken english (-_-"")
(4) and much much more..

look at how "gaya" he is when blowing water with jay & fattie..





when jay got 2 know i started blogging, we talked bout wut shit will really help 2 attract more followers, conclusion was 2 directions:
(1) porn pic/sex related/paparazzi kind of celebs leak photo
(2) screw and fuck da famous bloggers, politicians, celebs (i.e. after making big money, these fuckers erase the word "truth" frm their dictionary)

so i told jay bout my "sex blog" idea earlier, he said "wow, spot on, u'll definitely get famous sooner or later, brilliant, so out of box thinking man.." then steve joined in & continue blow water bout all sorts of idea he blog in the past (-_-"") he said he registered "fucking.blogspot.com".. when asked why, he smartly replied "u see ah, so many hamsup jai out there alwiz search porns online, if they type key words like *fuck*, then it'll lead them to click on my blogsite lo.. make good money.." luff my arse out, sumtimes he really makes me think he's really "smart"..

back 2 jay's compliments, i thanked him and said "bro, u really fucking supportive man, hell lotsa ppl weren't being receiptive on that sex blog idea.. to really show my appreciation, let me take few pics of u & ur gf, u guys are gonna be my next post, i'll potray ur sex life fantastic fucking great stories.." and then when i try 2 snap their pic, this was wut happened..

act as if like they didn't hear me.. refuse 2 face da camera (-_-"")

pushed me away, luff in embarassment & said "mahai, u don't fucking post my story & pic ah.."

so again disappointment, all these guys wanna know other's secretive sex life but refuse 2 share their own's.. (-_-"")

after 2 jugs carlsberg, steve was thinking, we're at a hip place, sure must order some hip beer lately, hooooooegaaaarden.. so when the hoe pint came, steve fuck the waiter in & out, "wtf is this, hoegaarden or asshoe? y no bubble one? ur library don't serve fresh hoegaarden beer meh?" then this time round he blow water 2 da max telling the waiter "where's ur many kerja (manager), do u know i vry bro wit ur boss, i everyday support his pub & club, y serve me no bubble hoegaarden?" here comes his real intention afterall "i dun fucking care ah.. ask ur boss gimme 2 more pints free.. hehe.." of course the waiter didn't freak out, just giggle abit then went off..

steve so piss off with the "no bubble hoegaarden".. (-_-"")

jay & gf wanted 2 ciaoz but steve & fattie insisted 2 order more hoegaarden and if again no bubble, they'll ban going library again.. i think that waiter stressed out, then shake the beer well b4 serving them, so da 2nd round hooooooegaaaaarden turn out 2 b vry bubbbbbllyyy....

steve forgiving the "no bubble" earlier, says "this is wut we call hole in the garden ma.." (-_-"")

we left after the satifying "bubble hoegaarden", afterall not bad a nite out, though still havn't figure out clear direction 4 my blog.. and filled wit plenty of steve's bullshit.. (-_-"") library will b some place i definitely will revisit, hopefully wit some gorgeous lady next time round..