"toilet incident" @ sitiawan wedding dinner!!

during raya long holiday, was in sitiawan for ashley's wedding dinner, being sole driver all da way 2 sitiawan, my thighs are still aching.. hopefully "lil' fred jr." in between still doing alright.. (-_-"")

cudn't stand the congested traffic due to raya, we stopped by bidor, which is my dad's hometown, for herbal duck noodle @ "pan jan", used 2 b my dad's favorite hang out place in his teens.. was too hungry so 4got 2 snap some pic b4 feeding ourselves..

steve thinking: "pok kai" lo.. went too fast, 4got bout taking pic..

only manage 2 snap da "aftermeal" image of "herbal duck noodle".. lol..

we headed straight 2 wedding dinner hall when we reached sitiawan, shocked 2 see 55 round tables set-up in a hall, gotta know frm ashley that wedding dinners at small town is not costly at all though.. i saw some "antiques decoration" inside da hall, and later realised they actually belong 2 bride's grandpa.. lol.. and even saw her grandpa grab da pipe 4 smoking on da spot..

"old grandpa pipe".. with saliva.. (-_-"")

omg.. havn't seen these water bottle & steam iron 4 ages..

 

woohoo, if that's bride's granny in the past, grandpa is helluva lucky guy..

besides the antiques, was oso surprised plenty of hot chics in sitiawan ne.. cudn't really snap some pic of those hot chics coz da hall was so filled-up.. T.T

lucky enough 2 hav a pic with bride's sister.. can't really rmbr her name but we kept naming her "angelina jolie".. why? coz her dressing style really causing us "nose bleeding" ne.. i still rmbr she was wearing some super-ultra-omg shorts at ashley's registration day back then.. woohoo.. keep bleeding.. keep keep bleeding nose.. (-_-"")

wondering why fattie & i "hehe" like that?

cause half way through dinner, steve suddenly said "beh tahan".. wanna shit!! and he realised all da toilet doors are without any shitty lock.. luff my fucking arse out!! hehehhehehehe.. in da end, fattie had 2 "jaga pintu" when steve did his "big business"..

 

fattie: niasing.. u done yet ah "fei hai steve"..

and disgusting enough.. later steve told us besides no lock, da toilets oso no toilet paper!! without panic.. he quickly grab some tissue frm our dinner table b4 rushing 2 settle his "billions of elephants crawling out of his arse"!! once again, undeniable, he's really da "smart steve".. juz wondering if the "rough tissue" cause any rashes on his arse chin.. lol..

after da "toilet incident".. not much of appetite left even when we saw this "slaughtering arena" of roast duck, chicken & piglet.. right next to da toilets.. (-_-"")

to end da wonderful night.. nice bamboo-cup wine to reward ashley & his lovely wifey, oh yes.. 4 those who don't know ashley.. no! ashley is not "she".. ashley is this man-in-black cum "bruce lee" kung-fu suit..

the party moves on to putrajaya on this coming saturday.. will be "heng dai" in da morning & emcee 4 da wedding dinner at putrajaya hotel restaurant.. not sure if i cud snap any photo coz i promise i'll be god-forsaken hell fuking drunk on that nite.. ashley said he alrdy booked some hotel rooms 4 da "heng dais".. me finger cross, praying dead hard that "angelina jolie" will be drunk too.. hehehe.. so i can fully "utilise" da hotel room!! woohoo!! u better wish me gud luck!!